Pat's Rhyming Recap

The White Sox have had trouble scoring runs all season long. Today, they finally scored some runs but the Twins scored a few two. And by a few a mean 20.

Joe Mauer showing power, Tori Hunter scores a runner, Jason Kubel being oh so cool, Josh Fields goes opposite field, Rob Machowiak with a wack. Tori Hunter not quite the bunter. Kubel can't think of anything that rhymes. Paul Konerko...connecto. Most runs I've ever seen. Sox lose 20-14. Thanks for listening to me, that's been the rhyming recap on Channel 23.